Clorene: A Collection of Poems and Short Stories by the Infamous April, Lusciously Liberal Lorene, Askant Alison and Jocular Jessi

All of the following are currently untitled. We are open to suggestions indefinitely...


#1

Inaudibly,
Doves
protect
within my heart.
black,
jubilant
oceans
are waiting


#2

unfortunate
Monkeys
eat
pencil sharpeners.
Gently
the cockroach
awakens


#3

Silently
my demons
Die
on top of the cat.
Relentless,
Pathetic
lemons
are forgotten.


#4

Blue
Armies
Slauter
crates of onions
dantly
the willow tree
watches


#5

Evilly
jackal lopes
deteriorate
Where none can ever return.
Skanky,
clear
Clocks
are covered...
(in chocolate)


#6

Fuzzy
Cats
admonish
Toasters
lethargically
The lamp
Weeps.


#7

Yellow Sharpie, Green Sharpie
Blue sharpie capped and waiting
the marks on the paper Dry
Slowly, slowly, Fading
Into the limelight
Eskimos keep their dogs waiting
Bedded in Winter's death grip
Their life force slowly fading


#8

Cat washes his ears
On the balcony at sunset
Over the many seas
Forever at the casino, with a high bet
Money slips away from irresponsible hands
While children go hungry, impoverished and cold
The rich flourish and grow
but all die once they're old


#9

Hawaiian Punch floating past purple clouds
Babies make warm strudel with orange
At a seaside port
In a quiet moorage
The boats are waiting
Floating on the water
A Spider drowning in the shower
to save the pencil shavings on my fresh trousers


#10

Ten days ago, Mickey Mouse was Smashing things
under the flee-ridden mattress downstairs
when Jesus appeared,
and They both began singing "God Bless America"


#11

Because Hillary Clinton was Loving,
George of the jungle had to give up smoking,
and the entire Orchestra
was forced to 'Love' each other


#12

Many thousands of years ago,
Murilo Varela was licking the frosting off of the tops of cupcakes in a car
when Sir Galahad appeared,
and they both began to sing "You Light up my Life"


#13

100 years ago
Allison had been digging through the garbage disposal
in the grocery check-out line
When the energizer bunny appeared
and they both began to sing Happy little Corn Flakes


#14

Before time was invented,
Captain Planet and the Planeteers were popping popcorn under the bed
when God appeared,
and they all began to play the various traditional tunes of Metallica...


#15

Because Hillary Clinton was a communist,
Harry Potter Had to use the Bathroom,
and the entire group of communist gay-rights revolutionaries
was forced to lose at checkers.


#16

Allison and world famous dog breeder Andre Gasaway
Were fixing the toilet
When suddenly little miss muffit arrived
and exclaimed that unicorns need love too!


#17

Alex Foreskin and world famous porn star Marlin Manson
were ballroom dancing
When Suddenly Wendy arrived!
and exclaimed, "7:00, BEDTIME!"


#18

Because Allison was putting small pieces of junk into a payphone to make it "out of order",
April Claire
had to commit suicide
and the entire fish population
was forced to touch a public doorknob.